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Waxhaw · Waxhaw, NC

1900 Funny Cide Drive

Waxhaw, NC · 9,612 sqft

$2,390,000

Reduced from $2,490,000

  • 6Beds
  • 7Baths
  • 9,612SqFt
  • 2006Year
  • 21Days on market

About this home

Introducing this exquisite custom-built luxury estate in highly sought-after Providence Downs South, where architectural elegance meets exceptional functionality. This all-brick masterwork offers an unparalleled level of privacy and sophistication. Step through the impressive arched double doors into a spectacular two-story foyer featuring classic travertine tile flooring, intricate wainscoting, and a gracefully curved wrought-iron staircase. Arched passageways lead to the spacious formal dining room, perfect for hosting grand gatherings. French doors open to a prestigious executive office complete with a rich wood coffered ceiling and gorgeous built-in bookshelves. The dramatic, vaulted great room boasts a massive wall of floor-to-ceiling windows and doors, anchored by a beautiful stone fireplace and custom built-ins. Culinary enthusiasts will admire the gourmet kitchen, which features cream-colored stacked cabinetry, a monumental dark wood contrasting center island, gleaming granite countertops, a Viking professional gas range, double ovens, and high-end panel-ready refrigeration. Extend your entertaining outdoors from the main level onto an oversized balcony, offering a serene vantage point overlooking the lush, private backyard. Designed for ultimate privacy and comfort, this home features 5 generous bedrooms plus a 6th bed/bonus room, with EVERY bedroom including its own pristine, dedicated full en-suite bath. An additional 2 elegant half-baths serve guests. Ascend to the versatile third floor, an expansive space perfectly suited for a vibrant game room, home gym, or secluded private retreat. The mudroom/utility room is equally impressive, with high-end cabinetry, granite counters, and a utility sink. The sprawling, finished walk-out basement is a destination in itself. Entertain in style with a dedicated movie theater featuring stadium seating, accompanied by a full professional bar. This level is also perfectly equipped as a private in-law or guest apartment, complete with its own second full kitchen, a spacious living area, and a private bedroom with a full en-suite bath. Step seamlessly from the basement out to a phenomenal paved back patio. This magnificent outdoor living area is built for year-round enjoyment, featuring both a built-in firepit and a stunning outdoor fireplace. Perfectly situated in the quiet elegance of Marvin, NC, this estate is a rare find, combining superior craftsmanship, abundant square footage, and a floor plan optimized for modern, high-end living.

Property details

Beds
6
Baths
7
SqFt
9,612
Lot
Year built
2006
Type
Single Family
Days on market
21
Garage
3
Style
Traditional
Heating
Natural Gas
Cooling
Central Air
Foundation
Crawl Space
Flooring
Carpet, Tile, Wood
HOA dues
$762 / qtr

Features

  • Attic Walk In
  • Central Vacuum
  • Drop Zone
  • Entrance Foyer
  • Garden Tub
  • Kitchen Island
  • Pantry
  • Storage
  • Walk-In Closet(s)
  • Wet Bar
  • Fire Pit
  • In-Ground Irrigation

Payment estimate

Estimated monthly payment

Includes P&I, tax, insurance, HOA

$17,645/ month

Principal & interest
$14,801
Property tax (~0.95%)
$1,892
Homeowners insurance
$697
HOA dues
$254

Down payment

$119,500 down · $2,270,500 financed

Income to qualify (28% rule)

~$756,219 / year household

A rough rule — actual qualification depends on your full debt picture, credit, and the lender. John can introduce you to lenders he trusts.

Numbers are a directional estimate. Actual monthly cost varies by lender, credit, taxes assessed at closing, and insurance carrier. This is not a loan offer or pre-approval.

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